Splatting Dragons

May 19

yugoslavic:

i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog 

(via epicwinsauce)

graham norton during Eurovision 2013: the best of

• graham: if two girls kissing offends you, then grow up
• on ireland performance: good news for the irish economy, i hear they’ve discovered oil there. too bad it’s baby oil and they appear to have used it all on his backing dancers.
• graham on montenegro: the picture quality of the moon landing was better than this link to Montenegro
• montenegro: we have to be brief, don’t we?
• graham: yes
• graham: i don’t think bonnie can win now, i don’t know, i’m not carol vorderman.
• petra: we're half through voting now
• graham: oh that's depressing
• estonia: shows up
• graham: is he standing outside a prison?
• albania: petra you look gorgeous tonight!
• graham: better than you
• albanian guy: (singing) should i live, should i die without your love--
• graham: you should leave
• eric: i'll help you to the bathroom
• graham: don't do that eric, that's how rumours start
• germany: we're having so much fun!!!1!
• graham: speak for yourself
• dude: breathes
• graham: oh look, it's sideshow bob, nice of him to show up
• petra: azerbaijan won 2 years ago, it can still happen now!
• graham: god, please, no
• denmark: winning
• graham: busy right now, just won the eurovision, i'll call back later. #donereallywell!!1!1!
• voting after denmark has won: proceeds, ppl giving points to russia or idk
• graham: can someone please tell her she can't win now
• graham: oh flowers now, marvellous
• graham: my taxi is waiting outside so if she could sing as quick as possible, that would be nice

tastefullyoffensive:

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(via mayo-on-toast)

May 18

cloysterbell:

CALLING IT NOW JOHN HURT IS THE VALEYARD.

Yep…

(via rosemtylerandherdoctor)

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ladymalchav:

nissanissas:

when you buy a bunch of individually wrapped things that are meant to be eaten at a steady pace and then you eat all of them and are surrounded by candy wrappers and the remnants of your dignity

Ooh look! Someone’s defined Fridays!

(Source: belinsky, via epicwinsauce)

lupmo:

can we just sit down and think about the fact that there are FUCKING TRIBBLES IN THE NEW STAR TREK

And now we know who caused the trouble with tribbles :-)

May 17

dividedconsciousness:

theshamblehouse:

coppolaseyes:

Gosford Books, Coventry

One of my favourite places in Cov, i’ve never had the courage to go in though.

I went in today for the first time to treat myself to some books on mythology as a well done for finishing one of my essays :) 

Yes! This door notice! This one!

coppolaseyes:

Gosford Books, Coventry

Wait! How did someone have a phone or camera out in this shop for long enough to take the picture without getting a stern telling off from the shop owner? :-D

I love this shop, I love the sign on the door explaining the irregular opening hours, and the list of rules as you enter, including “no mobile phones” and “do not ask me to have a nice day, I am not American”

I’ve also had a few great bargains from this shop :-)

May 16

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